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The mist of all hallows night
I steel the world of all sight
Covering the shadows that lurk
It's driving me berserk
A hiker's worst enemy
Is that all your telling me
At night silently I creep
Inside me many may weep
Confusing all senses
But I'm relentless
I am cold and heartless
But I am not artless
I master the demons of your imagination
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I ran with scissors AND LIVED!
I intend to live forever
So far so good.
Keep smiling; it makes people think you're up to something.
It's not denial. I'm just very selective about which reality I chose to accept.
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
I'm not insane I just do whatever the voices tell me
I smile because they haven't found the bodies yet.
No, I won't go to hell .
I've got a restraining order.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you!
Shin: A devise for finding furniture in the dark.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and they think you're on drugs.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory.
I think, therefore I must be confused.
Too many people you li
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Who ever said nothing is impossible, never slamming a revolving door .
Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice.( Got this from my friend Ael )
I'm not paranoid WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?
Come to the Darkside we have COOKIES.( I bet most of you have herd this, but it is funny)
Isn't it funny how the word "politics" is made up of the words 'poli' which means many in Latin, and tic as in the bloodsucking creatures?
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever second of it
I know Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake, and plot you revenge.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know, so why learn?
When nothing goes right, go left.
I'm not clumsy The floor just hates me!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.(This actually works, tr
WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAMWHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS, SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING?? (MAYBE...)
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas."
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